June 15, 2005

Loyal Readers,
Andrew's new music is really good.

Andrew, I hope that it is okay that I added the purplized picture.

ROCK 'N ROLL WON'T WAIT

An inside look at a year in the life, on and off the road, of one of Seattle's most notorious bands, The Murder City Devils. Featuring live performances, rare glimpses backstage, and scores of interviews with the band, their fans, and their families. Also includes the videos for "18 Wheels" and "Bunkhouse

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Even though the children love robots, robots don’t like children.

Barrister Walter J Clarke
C/o Walter J Clarke & Co.
Suite 5, Dyno Office Complex,
Plot 221, South West, Ikoyi, Lagos.

Attention: Dear Warren,


I am Barrister Walter Clarke a solicitor at law. I am the personal attorney to Mr.
Franklin Warren, a national of your country, who used to work with Shell oil Company
in Port Harcourt, Nigeria and as well a one time secret agent in transferring of
money overseas for the Late head of state of Nigeria {Late Gen.Sani Abacha}.
Here in after shall be referred to as my client. On the 3rd of January 2001,my client
was killed at Dibi oil fields in Port Harcourt by villagers protesting the ecological
damages on their land by oil spillage.

BLah blah blah

Best regards,

Barrister Walter Clarke.

From: Princess A Darego

Subject: Please Answer ?
Date: May 21, 2004 6:10 AM
Dear Friend,

Greetings!, I am writing this letter in confidence believing that if it
is the wish of God for you to help me and my family, God almighty will
bless and reward you abundantly and you would never regret this. My
family and I are true Christians and worship's God truthfully.

I am a female student from University of Nigeria,Lagos. I am 27 yrs old
I like any person who can be caring, loving and home oriented. I will
love to have a long-term relationship with you and to know more about
you.

I would like to build up a solid foundation with you in time coming if
you can be able to help me in this transaction. Well, my father died
three months ago and left I and my junior brother behind.He was a king,
which our town citizens crowned him over sixteen years before his
death.

I was a princess to him and I am the only person who can take care of
his wealth now because my junior brother is still young and my mother is
not literate enough to know all my father's wealth. He left the sum of
USD 21, 350, 000.00 dollars (Twenty-one
Million, Three Hundred and Fifty Thousand US Dollars) that was
deposited in a Security company in Europe.

This money was annually deposited with my late fathers Name before he
transferred the money to a security company in Europe from Shell
petroleum development company(SPDC)and chevron oil company operating in our
locality for the compensation of youth and community development in our
jurisdiction.

I don't know how and what I will do to invest this money in your
country, so that my father's kindred will not take over what belongs to my
father and our family, which they were planning to do without my consent
because I am a female as stated by our culture.

I urgently need your humble assistance to transfer this Box of money in
your country because the content of the box was not disclosed to them
when it was deposited. That is why I felt happy when I saw your contact
because I strongly believe that by the grace of God, you will help me
invest this money wisely.

I am ready to pay 30% of the total amount to you if you help us in
this business and another 10%interest of Annual After Income to you, for
handling this business for us, which you will strongly have absolute
control over.

If you can handle this project sincerely and also willing to assist me
in lifting this fund, kindly reach me and I will link you to our legal
representative for further discussion. please, note that this
transaction is 100% risk free and I hope to commence the transaction as quickly
as possible,

Kindly send me your full address, Telephone and Fax numbers .

Yours sincerely,
Princess Darego

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I am totally going to die

Frank Sinatra
The Cal Neva survived many owners during the early years, but none were as famous or visible as Frank Sinatra who purchased the Cal Neva and was licensed on September 10, 1960. He did extensive remodeling, and the Celebrity Showroom was built on the Nevada side with a helicopter pad o top of it. The helicopter pad was used only while Sinatra owned the Cal Neva Lodge. The Cal Neva Lodge filled to capacity during the summer months when Frank Sinatra owned and operated it. He booked big name entertainers for the Indian Room and for the Celebrity Showroom. Among Sinatra's guests were Marilyn Monroe, Judy Garland, Peter Lawford, and the Kennedy family. A controversy with the Nevada Gaming Control Board resulted in the revocation of Sinatra's license on October 22, 1963. On Labor Day, September 1963 Frank Sinatra closed the Cal Neva Lodge bringing and end to a reign that was as colorful as himself.

During the Frank Sinatra ownership of the Cal Neva, Mr. Sinatra had a tunnel installed leading from his private chalet into the main building. This brick lined tunnel allowed Mr. Sinatra to avoid the crowds before and after his performances.


The tunnel still exists today, including a staircase which is covered by the original patterned casino carpet. Frank Sinatra’s chalet, containing the now sealed tunnel entrance is still available for guest use.

Sorry for the lapse in updates, I have been working on a couple of things at work so fun and engaging that I haven't been able to goof off and make interesting comics or stories for some time.

However, keep your eyes open for a not to distant future when things like my monologous comic strips are gathered with the amusing work of my friends in a poorly photocopied anthology.

Later Gator!

I have recently been posting amusing ( i hope) comic strips on my interweb. I have put together a menu of some of my favorites, well, all of them.

Food Comic
Sad Ass Comic
Gaming Comic
Cool Guy Comic
Caffeine Comic
Christmas Comic
Rock Music Comic
Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Comic
Baseball Comic
Cure Comic
bunny comic book
Carseat Comic
Susan Vs. Densel

VERY URGENT INVESTMENT TRANSACTION.


DEAR PARTNER,

IN ORDER TO TRANSFER OUT ( TWENTY SIX MILLION
U.S.DOLLARS) FROM OUR BANK. I HAVE THE COURAGE TO LOOK
FOR A RELIABLE AND HONEST PERSON WHO WILL BE CAPABLE
FOR THIS IMPORTANT TRANSACTION. BELIEVING THAT YOU
WILL NEVER LET ME DOWN EITHER NOW OR IN FUTURE.

I AM MR KUFOR JOHN.THE AUDITOR AND COMPUTING
MANAGER FIRST BANK OF NIGERIA PLC.
THERE IS AN ACCOUNT OPENED IN THIS BANK IN 1980 AND
SINCE 1990 NOBODY HAS OPERATED ON THIS ACCOUNT AGAIN,
AFTER GOING THROUGH SOME OLD FILES IN THE RECORDS,
I DISCOVERED THAT IF I DO NOT REMITT THIS MONEY OUT
URGENTELY,IT WILL BE FORFEITED FOR NOTHING.

HOW THE MONEY CAME ABOUT:

THE OWNER OF THIS ACCOUNT IS MR GAVIN LADHAMS A
FOREIGNER AND THE MANAGER OF PETROL CHEMICAL SERVICE,
A CHEMICAL ENGINEER BY PROFFESSION AND HE DIED SINCE
1980.AND THEN,SINCE 1990, NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT THIS
ACCOUNT OR ANYTHING CONCERNING IT, THE ACCOUNT HAS NO
OTHER BENEFICIARY AND MY INVESTIGATION PROVED TO ME AS
WELL THAT HIS COMPANY DOES NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT
THIS ACCOUNT AND THE AMOUNT INVOLVED IS (U.S.$
26,000,000.00).

I WANT TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY INTO A SAFE FOREIGN
ACCOUNT ABROAD BUT I DON'T KNOW ANY FOREIGNER, I AM
ONLY CONTACTING YOU AS A FOREIGNER BECAUSE THIS MONEY
CAN NOT BE APPROVED TO ANY LOCAL BANK HERE BUT CAN
ONLY BE APPROVED TO ANY FOREIGN ACCOUNT BECAUSE THE
MONEY IS U.S DOLLARS AND THE FORMER OWNER OF THE
ACCOUNT IS MR GAVIN LADHAMS AND HE WAS A FOREIGNER
TOO.

I KNOW THAT THIS MESSAGE WILL COME TO YOU AS A
SURPRISE AS WE DON'T KNOW OUR SELF BEFORE, BUT BE SURE
THAT IT IS REAL AND A GENUINE BUSINESS.I BELIEVE IN
GOD THAT YOU WILL NEVER LET ME DOWN IN THIS
INVESTMENT, YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON THAT I HAVE
CONTACTED FOR THIS INVESTMENT FOR NOW. SO PLEASE REPLY
URGENTLY.

WHEN THE TRANSFER IS APPROVED AND PAYMENT SCHEDULE IS
ALOCATED OVERSEAS,THROUGH THE OFFSHORE PAYING
DELEGATE FOR FINAL CLEARANCE AND SIGNING OF THE
PAYMENT REALEASE FORM BY THE BENEFICIARY, I WANT US TO
SEE AT THE OVERSEA PAYING CLEARANCE OFFICE FACE TO
FACE OR SIGNING OF THE ORIGINAL BINDDING AGREEMENT TO
BIND US TOGETHER SO THAT,WE CAN RECEIVE THIS MONEY
INTO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT OR ANY ACCOUNT OF YOUR CHOICE
WHERE THE FUND WILL BE REMITTED.

I AM CONTACTING YOU BECAUSE OF THE NEED TO INVOLVE A
FOREIGNER WITH A FOREIGN ACCOUNT AS THE REAL
BENEFICIARY. I NEED YOUR CO-OPERATION TO MAKE THIS
WORK FINE, BECAUSE THE MANAGEMENT IS READY TO APPROVE
THIS PAYMENT TO ANY FOREIGNER WHO HAS THE CORRECT
INFORMATION TO THIS ACCOUNT,WHICH I WILL GIVE TO YOU
WHEN SURE OF YOUR CAPABILITY TO HANDLE SUCH AMOUNT IN
STRICT CONFIDENCE AND TRUST.

ACCORDING TO MY INSTRUCTIONS AND MY ADVICE FOR OUR
MUTUAL BENEFIT BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO MAKE ANY
MISTAKE, I NEED YOUR STRONG ASSURANCE AND TRUST. I
SHALL DESTROY ALL DOCUMENTS CONCERNING THIS
TRANSACTIONS IMMEDIATELY WE RECEIVED THIS MONEY
LEAVING NO TRACE TO ANY PLACE.

I WILL USE MY POSITION AND INFLUENCE ON OTHER STAFFS
TO EFFECT THE LEGAL APPROVALS AND ONWARD TRANSFER OF
THIS MONEY TO YOUR ACCOUNT WITH APPROPRIATE CLEARANCE
FROM FOREIGN PAYMENT DEPARTMENT. WITH ASSURANCE THAT
THIS MONEY WILL BE INTACT PENDING MY PHYSICAL ARRIVAL
TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR THE SHARING AND OTHER INVESTMENT.

AT THE CONCLUSION OF THIS INVESTMENT, YOU WILL BE
GIVEN 25% OF THE TOTAL AMOUNT,WHILE 70% WILL BE FOR
ME,AND 5% WILL BE FOR EXPENSES , BOTH PARTIES MIGHT
HAVE INCURED DURING THE PROCESS OF THIS TRANSACTION.


THANKS
KUFOR JOHN

Dear Warren,

I am Mr. Albert Kure, an Accountant with INTERCONTINENTAL BANK PLC (ICB), I am
the personal Account Manager to Engr. Michael Warren , a national of your country
and a contractor with Texaco Petroleum Company in Nigeria.

On the 21st of April 2000, Engr. Michael Warren (Here in after shall be referred
to as my client), his wife and their three children were involved in a car accident
Along Lagos/Ibadan Express Road. Unfortunately they all lost their lives in the
event of the accident, since then I have made several enquiries to your Embassy
to locate any of my client's extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful.
After these several Unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his relatives over
the Internet, to locate any member of His family but of no avail, hence I contacted
you.

I contacted you to assist in repatriating the money in addition, property left behind
by my client before they get Confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where
this huge deposits were lodged. Particularly, INTERCONTINENTAL BANK PLC, where the
deceased had an account valued at about US$7 million dollars.

Consequently, The bank issued me a notice to provide the Next Of Kin or have the
account confiscated within the next twenty official working days. Since I have been
unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 2 years now I seek your consent
to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you are from the same country
and you, share the same surname so that the proceeds of this account valued at US$7
million dollars can be paid to you and then you and me can share the money. 50%
to me and 40% to you, while 10% should be for expenses or tax as your government
may require.

An attorney will be contracted to help revalidated and notarize all the necessary
legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make. All I require
is your honest cooperation to enable us sees this deal through. I guarantee that
this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from
any breach of the law. Please get in touch with me by my email to Enable us discuss
further and also send your telephone and fax numbers for easy communication. Send
your reply to my private email address: kure_banker@katamail.com

Best regards,

Mr. Albert Kure.



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And here is the second.


Please forgive their crude, thrown together nature. They were drawn quickly on Atlantis stationary

As promised in a recent blog update, here is amusing comic number one

I just found this fun old picture that I drew, I believe, on a notebook in high school!

I think that I was trying to be meaningful, but I don't get it. Anyway, thank you to Archive.org's Wayback MAchine for finding my old web site!

Andrew's blog hasn't been updated in over a year.