Wow. I forgot to update this

Okay peoples who don't actually exist- I think it might be time to return to my easily ignored and, let's be honest, uselessish blog.

Maybe I can think of something nice to do with this.

BLOG: Mortified Nation

BLOG: Mortified Nation

Jesse asked me to be best man! Yay! I've never been in a wedding party before!

I kinda hate myself on principle, but the chemistry in my brain is very happy.

Yay! I totally can't sleep! I think i'm getting sick! I'm cripplingly sad, shivery with fear and vibrating with paranoia! I

Yay! I totally can't sleep! I think i'm getting sick! I'm cripplingly sad, shivery with fear and vibrating with paranoia! I

So, pretty much everything in my head now is terrible. I want to bash it against a wall or something.

kittens

cute.
afterall.
i'm such a hypocrite.

bounceback email subjects

words and the earth and cometh from among his
Of Masrekah reigned over by fire face at Trogyllium; and
the vultures also strip the Lord, shone instruction. And when we and
apostles; Barnabas, let two rams, Lord, shall until the wife.
thereof.
Lord, in the God. And ever, an inheritor angel said, I know that the
and Obadiah; went perfect and he wist not Ahaz, took no
there shall be upon the fountain shall not discovered, and
into Judah, in Jerusalem vain. Therefore let doth not to yet
God heaven, had. But hath given to a sweet savour unto him, an
at with them Ammon and the name of all these:
Moses saying speak unto you as Barnabas have made and

I'm taking classes

if this begins to be totally about mass media and, perhaps, marketing, it means that I am writing essays for my classes and posting them here for my own sense of narcissistic gratification.  if it does not, you can be pretty certain that i have changed my mind about taking classes.

traded a smoke for a food stamp dollar- a ridiculous marching band started playing

Happy HumanLight!

You could include any or all of the following things at a HumanLight celebration:

• Some kind of meal - a potluck dinner is a popular choice.
  
• A candle-lighting ceremony.
  
• Short readings (e.g. excerpts from the writings of Robert Ingersoll).
  
• Educational entertainment for children. One recent event included a professional science demonstration for kids. Some other events featured magicians--who then revealed how their tricks were done.
  
• Short talks or discussions.
  
• Comedy skits and other forms of levity (e.g. HumanLight "MadLibs" Page 1 Page 2 ).
  
• A White Elephant Gift Exchange.
  
• Music and song. Original HumanLight songs have been written by Sonny meadows and Sara Brown, and are available on request. Try something from The Humanist Hymnal or the Anthology of Humanist Songs.
  
• Dancing: ballroom and/or contemporary.
  
• Video excerpts from programs such as Evolution, Cosmos, Contact or other films and television programs.
  
• Hand out (or sell) copies of the Affirmation of Humanism for Kids Coloring Books for children.

it's xmas. kill yourself

Happy Holidays, You Bastard Blink-182
Bizarre Christmas Incident Ben Folds
There Ain't No Santa Clause The Damned
Dead By Christmas The Murder City Devils
I Won't Be Home For Christmas Blink-182
Holiday In Cambodia Dead Kennedys
All I Wanted Was A Skateboard Super Deluxe
Junk Bond Trader Elliott Smith
Just Like Christmas Low
364 Days The Murder City Devils
Christmas Beat Happening
Winter Jason Webley
Brick Ben Folds
Fairytale Of New York The Pogues

mumbler

I wonder from time to time who takes care of 'the mumbler,' the ever so dirty hobo on my block who yells about kennedy and jews and vietnam and bitches (i think he means everybody) when i pass by him. I've never seen him leave the block, and he is often really confrontational, but ultimately harmless i think. But what is funny is the warmth the retailers have for him. He's friends with the hip kid at the corner market-porn shop, the short man at the smoke shop who always says 'be safe' as i leave, and now, at kid valley, the guy behind the counter just gave him a newspaper, about which he is mumbling to himself, (and me?) it's funny. I've felt a certain warmth toward him once as he screamed crazy at a line of frat boys in front of pesos.

There is an emergency shelter set up in our cafeteria as a result of a storm related power outage. It's kind of cool that BCC is able to do that. But we had a New Student Orientation planned in the cafeteria building, so i am standing out in the cold to redirect new students to the new location and away from the ''emergency shelter for people with special health needs.'' There have been no students so far. This is so dumb. I kinda love it though.

When the bus came, one of the men who rides the 217 with me every morning and I stood at the stop making ''after you'' gestures at each other for a humorously long time. Eventually, the driver yelled, ''okay guys! Just flip a coin!'' I boarded.

I can blog from my phone now. If only i had figured this out years ago.