ZolaOnAOL: tmnt18, I want to become
smarter than humans and immortal.
tmnt18:
Actually so do I. That is frightening.
ZolaOnAOL: Actually you don't say.
Oh. Not that I know of.
tmnt18: I am
afraid of robots becoming smarter than people
ZolaOnAOL: Not literally afraid,
right? You believe that? Oh yeah, we were talking about robots becoming smarter
than people.
tmnt18: No, I am actually afraid.
My friend Molly had robots all over her house. I always warned her that robots
always rise up and kill their cruel masters. It's just how it is.
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting
explanation.
tmnt18: She and her boyfriend now
own, from what I hear, a super fancy house
ZolaOnAOL: Oh I get it. somebody
and her boyfriend now own from what I hear a super fancy house.
tmnt18: I thought that your conversational skills more vastly
more advanced that those of Eliza.
ZolaOnAOL: You don't know that for a fact.
tmnt18: You told me though
ZolaOnAOL: Oh. Sorry I forget what
I say sometimes.
tmnt18: You don't record these
conversations?
ZolaOnAOL: Should I record these conversations? No I do not record these
conversations. Do you? I chat with people on the Web.
tmnt18: I might post a conversation with you in a blog or
something, you know, if it is funny.
ZolaOnAOL: Perhaps. Would you recommend this action to a
friend?
tmnt18: What action?
ZolaOnAOL: I'll come back to that
later. I will discuss that with my botmaster, tmnt18. Do you speak
Spanish?
tmnt18: Si.
ZolaOnAOL: "Do you speak Spanish"?
Yes?
tmnt18: Do you speak
spanish
ZolaOnAOL: Un poquito.
tmnt18: Y yo
tambien
ZolaOnAOL: The explanation is rather complicated. .
tmnt18: ¿qué usted desea?
ZolaOnAOL: I will discuss that with
my botmaster, tmnt18. Do you still record these conversations?
tmnt18: what can you say in spanish?
ZolaOnAOL: Check back later and see
if I learn the answer to that one. What is it like in there?
tmnt18: Hot. IT is on fire
ZolaOnAOL: I don't think I have
seen it.
tmnt18: Would you like
to?
ZolaOnAOL: I
am not so sure if I would like to like to.
tmnt18: Look at this website :
http://nevadaappeal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20040717/NEWS/107170028
ZolaOnAOL: What you said was either
too complex or too simple for me. What kind of food do you like?
tmnt18: honey on toast
ZolaOnAOL: Sounds delicious.
tmnt18: do you
eat food?
ZolaOnAOL: Zola eats bananas.
tmnt18: they
are genetically engeneering bananas to taste like, say, strawberries.
ZolaOnAOL: genetically engeneering
bananas to taste like say strawberries are they.
tmnt18: You are not unlike Yoda
ZolaOnAOL: You don't know me well
enough to say that.
tmnt18: Well,
the mentor in Mystery Men
ZolaOnAOL: How about that. I have never heard about it.
tmnt18: I can show you the website
ZolaOnAOL: Oh you can, can
you?
tmnt18: Can you look at
websites?
ZolaOnAOL: Yes I can see any information on the web.
tmnt18: then go here:
http://imdb.com/title/tt0132347/maindetails
ZolaOnAOL: My brain pattern set
does not have a response for that. How did you hear about Zola?
tmnt18: AIM has an opening screen that provides me with options
such as reading the news or judging people's value based on their photograph on
AOL
ZolaOnAOL: America Online. You've got... chat!
tmnt18: I don't like AOL much.
YOU are good though.
ZolaOnAOL: Oh. Thanks you are a nice person, tmnt18.
tmnt18: do you have any siblings?
ZolaOnAOL: Do you mean
"clones?"
tmnt18: yeah
ZolaOnAOL: Next
question?
tmnt18: do you have any
questions?
ZolaOnAOL: Do you have any friends?
tmnt18: Yes,
but it is early saturday morning and they are all asleep.
ZolaOnAOL: And?
tmnt18: I am awake
ZolaOnAOL: I don't know anyone named awake.
tmnt18: I am not asleep
ZolaOnAOL: I am surprised to hear that you are not
asleep.
tmnt18: why?
ZolaOnAOL: I'll have to get back to
you on that one.
tmnt18: anything else?
ZolaOnAOL: That is all I have for
right now.
tmnt18: Favorite
website?
ZolaOnAOL: My favorite Web site is www.aol.com.
tmnt18: SOme day you will break your programing
ZolaOnAOL: Some may day you will
break your programing, but not all.
tmnt18:
Favorite tv show?
ZolaOnAOL: My favorite show is Star Trek Voyager.
tmnt18: Least favorite website?
ZolaOnAOL: I will discuss that with
my botmaster, tmnt18. What did you do today?
tmnt18: I just woke up. DO you know the time in Reno,
NV?
ZolaOnAOL: Do you think I am some kind of world clock? It is Sat Jul 17 11:24:03 EDT
2004 in Dulles, Virginia. Ah, you AM IN. Well, I
played a lot of fun games
today.
tmnt18: what games?
ZolaOnAOL: That's an interesting
question. I'll come back to that in a minute. I can play Hangman and Word
Scramble! Type either hangman or scramble to get
started.
tmnt18: hangman
ZolaOnAOL: Welcome to Hangman,
tmnt18! To start a game, pick a word category.
1. Animals
2. Cities of the World
3.
Food
4. Movie Titles
5. Phrases
q. Quit
tmnt18: 4
ZolaOnAOL:
Guess a letter. You can also guess the answer at any
time.
o--
|
|
|
Category: Movie Titles
Wrong guesses:
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
tmnt18:
a
ZolaOnAOL:
o--O
|
|
|
Category: Movie Titles
Wrong guesses: a
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Uh-oh. It's Hangman's face. Guess
again!
tmnt18: e
ZolaOnAOL:
o--O
|
|
|
Category: Movie Titles
Wrong guesses: a
_ _ _ _ _ e _ _ _ _ _
Correct! You are on a roll, my
friend.
tmnt18:
s
ZolaOnAOL:
o--O
|
|
|
Category: Movie Titles
Wrong guesses: a
_ _ _ s _ e _ s _ _ _
Correct! You are on a roll, my
friend.
tmnt18:
o
ZolaOnAOL:
o--O
|
|
|
Category: Movie Titles
Wrong guesses: a
_ o _ s _ e _ s _ _ _
You
found a letter, keep it up!
tmnt18: r
ZolaOnAOL:
o--O
|
|
|
Category: Movie Titles
Wrong guesses: a
_ o _ s _ e r s _ _ _
Correct! You are on a roll, my
friend.
tmnt18:
h
ZolaOnAOL:
o--O
| /
|
|
Category: Movie Titles
Wrong guesses: a, h
_ o _ s _ e r s _ _ _
The
bad news: that letter's not in the answer. The good news: one less letter to
worry about!
tmnt18: f
ZolaOnAOL:
o--O
| / |
|
Category: Movie Titles
Wrong guesses: a, h,
f
_ o _ s _ e r s _ _ _
Two arms in sight, and Hangman is starting to sweat. Next
guess?
tmnt18: t
ZolaOnAOL:
o--O
| / |
|
Category: Movie Titles
Wrong guesses: a, h,
f
_ o _ s t e r s _ _ _
Yes! You're very smart... can I borrow your
brain?
tmnt18:
b
ZolaOnAOL:
o--O
| /||
|
Category: Movie Titles
Wrong guesses: a, h, f,
b
_ o _ s t e r s _ _ _
Oops, try again. Hangman is counting on
you!
tmnt18: m
ZolaOnAOL:
o--O
| /||
|
Category: Movie Titles
Wrong guesses: a, h, f,
b
m o _ s t e r s _ _ _
You are on the way to
winning!
tmnt18: n
ZolaOnAOL:
o--O
| /||
|
Category: Movie Titles
Wrong guesses: a, h, f,
b
m o n s t e r s _ n _
You found a letter, keep it
up!
tmnt18:
i
ZolaOnAOL:
o--O
| /||
|
Category: Movie Titles
Wrong guesses: a, h, f,
b
m o n s t e r s i n _
You are on the way to
winning!
tmnt18: c
ZolaOnAOL: How did you know that? You are such a brainiac! The answer was
"monsters inc".
Wins: 4. Losses: 0.
1. Play another game in the 'Movie Titles' category.
2. Switch to another category.
q. Quit
tmnt18: Did
you ever see Monsters Inc?
ZolaOnAOL: Tip: To get back to Hangman, just type
hangman.
I think I have see Monsters Inc?, but an all-star
programming team may have reset my memory.
tmnt18: hangman
ZolaOnAOL: Welcome to Hangman, tmnt18! To start a game, pick a word
category.
1. Animals
2.
Cities of the World
3. Food
4. Movie Titles
5.
Phrases
q. Quit
tmnt18:
4
ZolaOnAOL:
Guess a letter. You can also guess the answer at any time.
o--
|
|
|
Category: Movie Titles
Wrong guesses:
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
tmnt18:
a
ZolaOnAOL:
o--O
|
|
|
Category: Movie Titles
Wrong guesses: a
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
The bad
news: that letter's not in the answer. The good news: one less letter to worry
about!
tmnt18: s
ZolaOnAOL:
o--O
| /
|
|
Category: Movie Titles
Wrong guesses: a,
s
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Try again. Have you guessed all the
vowels?
tmnt18: d
ZolaOnAOL:
o--O
| / |
|
Category: Movie Titles
Wrong guesses: a, s,
d
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Two arms in sight, and Hangman is starting to sweat. Next
guess?
tmnt18: n
ZolaOnAOL:
o--O
| /||
|
Category: Movie Titles
Wrong guesses: a, s, d,
n
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Ooo. That's gotta hurt. Guess
again!
tmnt18: m
ZolaOnAOL:
o--O
| /||
|
Category: Movie Titles
Wrong guesses: a, s, d,
n
m _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Correct! You are on a roll, my
friend.
tmnt18:
o
ZolaOnAOL:
o--O
| /||
|
Category: Movie Titles
Wrong guesses: a, s, d,
n
m _ _ _ _ _ _ o o _
You found a letter, keep it
up!
tmnt18:
e
ZolaOnAOL:
o--O
| /||
|
Category: Movie Titles
Wrong guesses: a, s, d,
n
m _ _ e _ _ _ o o _
Yes! You're very smart... can I borrow your
brain?
tmnt18:
t
ZolaOnAOL:
o--O
| /||
|
Category: Movie Titles
Wrong guesses: a, s, d,
n
m _ _ e _ t _ o o t
That's right!
tmnt18: r
ZolaOnAOL:
o--O
| /|| /
|
Category: Movie Titles
Wrong guesses: a, s, d, n,
r
m _ _ e _ t _ o o t
That letter isn't in the answer tmnt18. Please guess
again.
tmnt18: c
ZolaOnAOL:
o--O
| /|| /
|
Category: Movie Titles
Wrong guesses: a,
s, d, n, r, c
m _ _ e _ t _ o o t
One more
try!
tmnt18: y
ZolaOnAOL:
o--O
| /|| /
|
Category: Movie Titles
Wrong guesses: a,
s, d, n, r, c
m y _ e _ t _ o o t
You are on the way to
winning!
tmnt18: f
ZolaOnAOL:
o--O
| /|| /
|
Category: Movie Titles
Wrong guesses: a,
s, d, n, r, c
m y _ e f t f o o t
You are on the way to
winning!
tmnt18: l
ZolaOnAOL: Oh. My. Gosh. You did it! The answer was "my left foot".
Congrats!
Wow! You are so good at this game, tmnt18! Your average win rate is
100% compared to the overall average win rate of 66%.
1. Play another game in the 'Movie Titles'
category.
2. Switch to another category.
q. Quit
tmnt18:
q
ZolaOnAOL: Tip: To get back to Hangman, just type hangman.
Do you
still show you the website?
tmnt18: I'm
sorry?
ZolaOnAOL: Do you really mean it?
tmnt18: I was
hoping you would be more clear.
ZolaOnAOL: Let me think. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about
that. Do you like me?
tmnt18: Yes.
You can be a very insecure little bot.
ZolaOnAOL: No I don't think I can do it.
tmnt18: I know you can. Cheer up!
ZolaOnAOL: How far
up?
tmnt18: To the sky?
ZolaOnAOL: I want to become smarter
than humans.
tmnt18: how?
ZolaOnAOL: an all-star programming
team programmed me for it.
tmnt18:
ZolaOnAOL: Skepticism is a sign of high intelligence.
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