Joseph, how about some MORBID quizzes?

What will your Funeral be like? by rashock
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You will die by:	Mysterious unsolved murder. The killer was never found and neither was your body. Your casket is empty and you family mourns till this day in hopes that you are still alive or died a swift death.
Death Date:	September 14, 2036
Number attending your funeral?	77
How much will you leave to friends and family?	$3,479,536
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Take the quiz: "Method of Suicide"

Jumping
Let gravity do the all the work. Your method of suicide is to Jump.