The Philips HeartStart Home Defibrillator

Okay, the Home Defibrillator is funny on its own, but more funny is this review of the product:

14 of 33 people found the following review helpful:

***** I USE THIS THING EVERY DAY!, November 6, 2004

Reviewer: Bruce Allen "Bruce" (Charlotte, NC) - See all my reviews

So your morning coffee just doesn't quite do the job? Then try this little baby for an electrifying start to your day! After waking up and having my shower, I attach the pads to my chest and give myself a couple of good jolts of juice and I'm wide awake! Yessirre, this little device is the best thing on the market and it's now available for home use! I'm even gonna send a petition to city hall to have these things installed on the street corners too! Wait! Don't stop there! What about phone booths, subway stations, shopping centers and public washrooms too? There are no limits to where this thing can go. The AED is simple to use and the instructions guide you through the entire process, so there's no guesswork! Best invention since sliced bread in my opinion! Thank-you Philips for such a practical invention. You've put the spark back in my morning!