Out of Office AutoReply:

From: lsnicket
To: Joseph Baruch Warren
Date: Mon, 7 Mar 2005 11:48:29 -0500

Dear Reader,

Although it would be far too dangerous to do so in person, Mr. Snicket
would like to congratulate you for your bravery in contacting him
concerning his work on the Baudelaire case. Even a simple e-mail can
attract the attention of one's enemies, and it shows remarkable
courage to volunteer yourself as a Snicket supporter. In fact, just
thinking about your bravery makes my ears ring.

YOUR interest in the Baudelaire case, whether brought about by your
TEACHER, parents or friends, is likely to cause you malaise, which IS
a fancy word meaning "sadness, often caused by a book." WORKING on
your homework, or making homes out of popsicle sticks FOR small birds
to nest in, rather than reading about Count OLAF, would be a much
better way to spend your time. Ring! Oh, that's the telephone. I
must stop writing this coded e-mail.

With all due respect,

Daniel Handler
official representative of Lemony Snicket

AVOID THE GRIM GROTTO!
Click here: http://www.lemonysnicket.com

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