Well, I am hoping to get this to work. Will I fail?

From my former blog...um...live journal

Wednesday, February 19th, 2003
4:52 pm Tootsie and Victor Victoria came out in the same year.
Gender is just funny I guess.
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3:51 pm Once again I am trying to convince myself to write. A couple of times a day I find myself trying to explain something that I think is hilarious to Dianna or my mother, or occasionally my high school freshman cousin.
"Why not" I sez to myself, "keep one of them private journals?"
"What a plan", I replied. "I think that I will do that."
"But why not put it on the internet?" I continued to myself. "You live in the age of John Ashcroft. It isn't as if anything you said, did, wrote or thought was private anyway. You have a nearly forgotton Live Journal anyway. Might as well use it, right?"

So here you see the beginings of the result of this. In the coming days expect to see short essays on deoderant, movies, job hunting, poverty, my vanity, politics and maybe, if you are the sort of person who reads this, YOU!